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DrMacPatentedBeefInjection
Age 73 From Bel Air, Maryland -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | Call Mac The Plumber for all your feminine fantasy needs! We penis rate even the tightest pipes, with the use the patented" DrMacs" beef injection ,and being years of experience ahead of the competion can guarantee that all your fantasies will be fulfilled, in the comfort and discretion of your choiceof locals. Best boy toy around. |
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| Sign | Pisces |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Average |
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| My Height Is | 5' 4 (1.63 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Chest |
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| Body Art | Scarred, Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Retired |
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| My Speciality Is | Retired |
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| My Job Title Is | Fantasy fulfiller |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $15,000USD To $29,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Often |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Dining, Internet, Learning, Movies, Reading, Theater, Tv, Volunteering |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Be between the sheets |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Anal sex |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool |
Views
| My Religion Is | Christian |
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| I Attend Services | Once A Year |
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| My Political Views Are | Conservative |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Pleasure women |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Blues, Classical, Country, Jazz, Rock |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Anthology, Classic, Comic, Erotica, Fiction, Instructional, Mystery, Romance |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | I give up |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Intimate, Committed |
